Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything

woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!

by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020

Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.

Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.

by mal-content September 12, 2025

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"

by Saucemayor July 11, 2018

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021