Urine trouble

What you think someone said when they tell you "you're in trouble"

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble."
Louise: "Drink cranberry juice."
Mr. Frond: "What? No! Not urine trouble. You're in trouble!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

urinal fart

The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. Females are unable to partake in the urinal fart...for obvious reasons.

Man I've got to fart really bad I need to go make a urinal fart.

Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.

by Manic Med Student August 23, 2006

Urinal Checkmate

The act of a man picking an open urinal that accomplishes 2 things.

1. He is not standing right next to another man
2. Anybody else that enters the bathroom will be forced to stand next to another man.

I was late because Frank urinal checkmate'd me, so I had to wait to go to the bathroom.

by urinalcheckmatelolo April 25, 2011

Jimmy urine

Hottest boy with the highest voice. Could probably be the world's best Opera Singer.

I wanna see jimmy urine's foot photos... oh I bet his feet are so hot... mmmmhhhmm....

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 9, 2022

urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010

Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Urinal Effect

The Urinal Effect is based upon an individual's inability to properly maintain control of their stream at a urinal. The Effect compounds upon itself as proceeding individuals are forced further away from the urinal as the lake of urine continues to grow beneath their feet. The theoretical size of the resulting lake is infinite, until properly sanitized by a janitor.

"Dude, there was a horrible Urinal Effect in the Cici's bathroom. I had to stand 5 feet back."

by Casper's Nut May 29, 2018