n. It's a mega kwl gamer that rocks on Final Fantasy.
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

by Techno23 September 14, 2022

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020

it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids
OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING
by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020
