KRAKEN

The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.

I had a meeting with a real Kraken.
And how was it?
Amazing. I had orgasm after orgasm.

by makokoma July 12, 2023

Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023

kraken slayer

An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.

"Damn those guys got 4 tanks, I should probably build a kraken slayer to kraken up their asses"

by GreekMadafaka November 21, 2021

Kraken drive

A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.

A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!

by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022