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Kraken gamer

n. It's a mega kwl gamer that rocks on Final Fantasy.
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
Kraken gamer online IMVU gameboy Xbox emo chat crazy
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk
Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic
by Techno23 September 14, 2022
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Kraken back slap

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"

Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys

(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)

B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)

C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz

B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Kraken back slap kraken gamer online emo ignore sweet sobbed
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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really kraken down on the opposition

What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020
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Kraken

it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids
OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING
by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020
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