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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head
I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA
by 146foxyup March 13, 2023
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you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.
Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."
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astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.
You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
by Dizzycord March 9, 2022
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astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017
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"Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.
They're selling Astronaut's Internet Cold Place on MEGA and DISCORD!!! Imma report them!
by RGER December 11, 2023
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French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
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