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elevator eating

Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.

Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.

Unless he also likes eating shit.
Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors
by Aventador ali February 18, 2020
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Elevator Diffusion

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man
by relativity13 April 5, 2011
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Elevation Expectation

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.
Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.
by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009
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Elevator Rage

noun, verb The extreme anger felt by some elevator riders when another rider chooses to take the elevator up one floor as opposed to taking the stairs. People that are habitually late or dislike fat people are more likely to experience elevator rage. Elevator rage rarely escalates to violence, but is the cause of much eye-rolling, loud sighing, and pointed watch checking.
Kat can no longer control her elevator rage, she even gets pissed when the guy on crutches rides the elvator from 13 to 14. Joe was elevatoring raging the whole way up to our sales appointment.
by Topper 7770 July 6, 2011
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The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019
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elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators
I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.
by Light Joker December 17, 2005
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Elevator Bingo

An elevator game commonly played in not so busy elevators with a group of friends, created by a shelter island school student(not aloud to say names). The way you play this game is, you get into an elevator with at least one friend. You hit the top floor button and then guess what floor it will land on before you reach the top or bottom depending on the way you're going when you play. If you guess correctly you win, and thats a point, or something. idk. Remember though before a new round starts you must say "1, 2, 3, ELEVATOR BINGO"
"This museum is boring"

"Let's play elevator bingo!"

"Alright"
by catnthehat68 November 20, 2010
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