Thanos 

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies

Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice

Thanos by The grill master May 6, 2019

Thanos 

A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son

Me :iron man died because of thanos

Thanos by My cat died May 14, 2019

Thanos 

thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin

thanos is a big gay

Thanos by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019

Thanos 

A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe

"What the Thanos!!!????"

Thanos by febasif bewn May 20, 2019

Thanos 

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

Thanos by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos 

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove

Thanos snapped your mom out of extinction

Thanos by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019

Thanos 

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

Thanos by xercmercus July 6, 2019