Tess

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...

Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"

by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024

Tess

A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.

Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess

by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020

Tess

Tess is a type of girl who's ego is to high belives that she is above everyone eles, tess' are often call 'tickets'

Oh lord he comes a tess what is she gonna tell us now

by Duckwood October 7, 2017

Tess

A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x

Tess's are smart funny and adorable she is loyal and will love you to bits.

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022

Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.

A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"

by badussywarof1817 February 3, 2022

Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.

Hayden and tess are so sexy

by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024

Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023