A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
by whatserface March 11, 2008
Get the AT&Tmug. The most unreliable, dirty, loud, inconvenient mass transportation system in North America. Boston runs abound with drunken college students every single night, yet the T stops running at 12:15 AM. Very smart. Green Line stops every 10 feet, Orange Line harbors muderers, Blue Line trains are older than your parents, and the Red Line... well just try getting an Alewife train at 11:50 PM.
by Thomas Menino December 27, 2005
Get the The Tmug. Meaning Toes & Ankles. A term used by male expatriates working in Afghanistan to express the sexual frustration by being surrounded only by women wearing burkas.
by Meinjbad March 14, 2009
Get the T&Amug. Pissed off face throwin up his/her middle fingers. This "emoji" is excecuted by:
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If you use this, people will think you are dank with the anime community! Also you can flip people off in a super cool way
t ( - _ - ) t
If you use this, people will think you are dank with the anime community! Also you can flip people off in a super cool way
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Person 2: Who's sailor moon?
Person 1: Fuk u uneducated piyuce of shiuut
Person 2: t(-_-)t
Person 1: Rawr XD
Person 2: Who's sailor moon?
Person 1: Fuk u uneducated piyuce of shiuut
Person 2: t(-_-)t
Person 1: Rawr XD
by I like Oreos March 22, 2017
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by Ian June 17, 2006
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