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Synthia

The first synthetic bacteria – Synthia, created “to combat oil pollution in the Gulf of Mexico” which, has mutated into a highly lethal microorganism as a "flesh-eating bacteria."

Created by J. Craig Venter Institute, Synthetic Genomics Inc, and BP.

In 2011, Synthia was unleashed in the Gulf of Mexico and in its initial stages of life it absorbed oil slicks well. January 2011, the Register reported that scientists were particularly impressed by the speed with which the bacteria was consuming the oil.

It was believed that Synthia feeds on oil, but it turns out now that it is equally willing to consume all forms of organic life as well. Strange reports started coming from the US, five thousand birds falling victims of an “unknown disease” in Arkansas, or more that a hundred thousand dead fish found off the coast of north Louisiana. A total of 128 Petroleum employees that participated in the liquidation of the oil slick were struck by some mysterious illness.

Infected indivifuals found themselves covered with itching sores only to die in agony a few days later due to extensive internal bleeding.

Infected through a wound or unfortunate enough to eat raw seafood contaminated by this bacteria. Once the bacteria is in the system, it infects the layer between the skin and muscles and starts producing a toxin that disrupts tissues. It is known that Synthia is capable of reproducing itself rapidly within the infected cells, and that it is immune to antibiotics.
"The new organism was nicknamed Synthia."
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the synthetic dream foundation

One of the most influential experimental electronic bands of all time. They explore industrial music, neo classical piano, dark ambient music, and film music.
The synthetic dream foundation is the best industrial band ever.
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synthwank

Future Pop or Synthpop music with particularly over-emotive angsty lyrical content.
It's just like Depeche Mode, only even more annoying.
by viscera March 22, 2004
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Granular synthesis

Dunno. I think it's got something to do with music. Something Aphex Twinny.
by Chris Land July 6, 2005
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Nigga Synthesis

A perpetual bond between two or among several black people over something trivial or ignorant. This is not be confused with a family or a friendship, because family life and friendships are beneficial to both parties whereas Nigga Synthesis is not.
A good example of Nigga Synthesis is when Bloods bond with each other over their hatred of the Crips or when Crips bond with each other over their hatred of the Bloods.
by Bumboklaat June 28, 2010
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Synthesis

Absolute trash materials. Garbage, Worst medical supplies on this planet. Don't ever put it in or around your body. 99.9% chance of dying or Lawsuits headed yo way. Synthesis= Snakes= Venom.
I would rather eat horse shit and jerk off a monkey than put synthesis trash in my body.

"Sir your leg is broken we are going to have to fix you with synthesis."

I would rather have you amputate my leg and piss in my eyeballs than put that shit in my body.
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synthetic fascism

A constructivistically hyperreal paradigm of fascism which eschews Nietzsche's will-to-sense paradigm in favor Schopenhauer's power-to-desire paradigm.

Synthetic fascism substitutes Friedrich Nietzsche's model of nihilism for Kashif Vikaas's model of aesthetic or "meta"-nihilism.

In synthetic fascism will is postulated as having "synthetic" or "false" origins.

The paradigm of 'synthetic' will is also marketed as 'vapor sharia.'
Synthetic fascism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of will with a contrapositive paradigm: power-to-desire.
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