When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.
sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
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a word used by Sir Mix a Lot and other Seattle rappers in the late 80s/early 90s. In today's terms, it is to be extremely swaggerific and cakey
"We all look kinda swass the crew you can't forget
The mix a lot posse cold rippin up the set"- Sir Mix a Lot
The mix a lot posse cold rippin up the set"- Sir Mix a Lot
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Get the Egg on a Sweatshirt mug.When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
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