supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

Supermariofecta

Scoring 5 goals in a National Hockey League game.

The sobriquet honours the greatest hockey player of all time, "Super Mario" Lemieux who scored 5 goals in a game four times during his peerless career.

Adapted from horse racing where a feature bet predicting the finish of the first 2 horses is called an exacta; the first 3 horses, a trifecta; the first 4 horses, a superfecta.

Marian Gaborik of Minnesota was the last man to score a Supermariofecta, on Dec. 20, 2007 vs. New York Rangers. As a penalty for their ineptitude, the Rangers had to pay him $37.5MM over 5 years.

by PenguinsApril November 12, 2010

spermarific

Amazing, awesome, "spiffy", an expression of utter bliss

Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!

by DeShanzie February 15, 2008

supergoal

The act of anal sex involving ejaculation. Sticking a finger in the arse is worth 1 point. 6 points are awarded for putting the cock inside of the arse.

A supergoal is worth 9 points and is awarded for shooting a load up there.

I scored a supergoal on my girlfriend last night.

by butt_plug March 12, 2010

Superior, AZ

1. the epitome of an ironic municipality name, i.e. "Superior, AZ is waaaaay inferior."

2. the ultimate sh*thole of Arizona.

3. an ugly, methamphetamine pit of a rotten, decaying town, full of criminals and crack whores, 60 miles east of Phoenix, AZ.

4. a meaningless town east of Phoenix, AZ, where white folks don't live, nor should they want to.

5. methamphetamine capital f the universe.

Cheap, abundant meth? You may want to visit Superior, AZ!

by Call Me Mayor April 22, 2009

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

Mars Supermarket

A jail-like slave factory that sells food and is covered in cockroaches.

That sucks...you work at Mars Supermarket?

by Melanie July 5, 2003