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Andy summers

The former guitarist of the famous rock band The Police. An underrated guitarist by all means. Summers brought a unique feeling to the police’s music. Was pushed around by sting in the band, later left. The last police gig was in 2008.
Person 1: dude I just saw the Police live!

Person two: did you see Andy Summers though?
by Latenightcoffee December 26, 2020
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Somerset

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit
by BarronB April 18, 2019
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Mark Summers

The host of Nickelodeon's 90's-hit tv show "Double Dare", has quite the distinguished career under his pie-encrusted belt. He is now seen on the Food Network on the show "Good Eats".
by Mario Carloni August 24, 2006
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summerteeth

When a girl's teeth are crooked causing some teeth to angle in and others to angle out.
This girl I was talking to was pretty hot, but when she opened her mouth summerteeth went this way and summerteeth went that way.
by Jake Gizzle December 28, 2006
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or summert

A.K.A. "or sommert"/"summert" - Spelt as it sounds.

This is the phrase people add on the end of a sentance to make it sound as if they're not being smart ass; Or if they're actually just dumb and don't know.
Someone on myspace : Stoopid cheapo feet, they suck ar like jap rubbish or summert :D
by JoelTomison April 14, 2007
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Somerset

A small town in Kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. The population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.
Been working all day long, and I dont have a dime to my name. I must be in somerset.
by Born offire July 1, 2009
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epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008
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