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Clit Surfing

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
by Guns blazin July 7, 2011
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Stair surfin

The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.
I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin
by Ady Francis August 20, 2006
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butt surfing

Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.

May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.

Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
by Surf Bunny May 26, 2008
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School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.
The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.
by Jay by the C January 16, 2007
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summin

it means 'something'
Come, I wanna show you summin.
by przemyslaf November 27, 2006
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fart surfing

The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.

It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
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surfing

Surfing is the most awesome sport in the world. those who dislike it just cant do it
surfing: nothing beats the feeling of catching a wave
by Emma1 October 29, 2005
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