Successful

You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.

Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

successor xd

a guy who is biggest cod player, degenerated. has a yt that discord mods meet up at

hi

hi im successor xd
aaaa no not the discord mods have mercy

by antoponym September 16, 2023

Trumpian success

An utter failure.

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.

by TedIII October 2, 2020

π success

A geekspeak term for “50% success”—indirectly referring to the angle measure of a semicircle being π radians or 180 degrees.

For simple-minded persons, “π success” would sound like a cool way to mean “3.14% success,” but not so for symbol-minded Martians.

by Fasters January 28, 2023

Skills for Success

A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.

"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."

by ccchic March 27, 2009

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.

Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"

by TimmyT851 September 1, 2009

Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011