Stumper

Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"

A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.

by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010

Patrick Stump

Talented vocalist, guitarist, and music producer of the popular band Fall Out Boy. Kind, shy, smart, and one who likes to avoid attention. Enjoys making music and hanging out with friends...hates photo shoots and interviews. Has legendary sideburns, and his trademarks are his thick, dark black glasses, hats, and those sideburns I mentioned earlier.

Anybody who hates Patrick Stump or Fall Out Boy can go fuck themselves.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

stumpbroke

When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...

if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.

"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"

by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005

patrick stump

1-sexy ass lead singer of fall out boy(:
2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.

^^^
ferr suree

Patrick- Hey yoo girl from corn field town, ohio... wanna see my backstage pass?
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)

<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>

(:

by MissyMarie2013 April 7, 2009

Stump Porn

The picturesque representation or exploitation of parapalegic or quadrapalegic peoples having sex, voluntarily or involuntarily as they do not have the power to stop you.

an orphaned quadrapalegic eunich midget was involuntarily cast in that online fetish group about stump porn, he later fell over in the shower and drowned.

by DeCypher January 11, 2004

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf October 18, 2008

draw back a bloody stump

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.

Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.

by The-Hawk July 23, 2009