The best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish we could turn back time to the good old days when our momma sang us to sleep, but now we’re stressed out
by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021
Get the Stressed Outmug. Every time you ask a so called twenty one pilots fan what their favourite song is. They will always say stressed out, heathens or Ride.
Actual fan: What's your favourite tøp song?
So called fan: Gotta be stressed out.
Actual fan: Kill yourself
So called fan: Gotta be stressed out.
Actual fan: Kill yourself
by Granny basher 6ix9ine July 9, 2018
Get the Stressed outmug. Newspeak for torture, used by the CIA and its allies. "Stress and duress" tactics are used in interrogations, and refer to a variety of tortures and forms of mistreatment which the CIA thinks are OK. These include:
sleep deprivation
overload of light
complete darkness
stripping and sexually humiliating prisoners
threatening to torture and rape prisoners
threatening prisoners' families
making prisoners stand, sit etc. in uncomfortable positions to induce pain
denial of satisfaction of basic rights and needs such as food, bedding, clothing and exercise
deliberate cultural insensitivity and intolerance
verbal abuse
use of painful "restraint" techniques
beatings
sleep deprivation
overload of light
complete darkness
stripping and sexually humiliating prisoners
threatening to torture and rape prisoners
threatening prisoners' families
making prisoners stand, sit etc. in uncomfortable positions to induce pain
denial of satisfaction of basic rights and needs such as food, bedding, clothing and exercise
deliberate cultural insensitivity and intolerance
verbal abuse
use of painful "restraint" techniques
beatings
These techniques are widespread also in US prisons, although nominally illegal. They are more widely used in deregulated offshore gulags such as Guantanamo Bay, abu Ghraib in Iraq and Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan.
Don't be fooled - these tactics ARE TORTURE, and are defined as such both by the UN and by experts in trauma. Their role is to break down the sense of personality of the prisoner and to deliberately induce psychological trauma and crisis.
They are directly referred to in CIA handbooks - so the photos from abu Ghraib show a systematic pattern of torture, NOT rogue acts by a few stupid/evil/misguided soldiers.
Don't be fooled - these tactics ARE TORTURE, and are defined as such both by the UN and by experts in trauma. Their role is to break down the sense of personality of the prisoner and to deliberately induce psychological trauma and crisis.
They are directly referred to in CIA handbooks - so the photos from abu Ghraib show a systematic pattern of torture, NOT rogue acts by a few stupid/evil/misguided soldiers.
by Andy May 7, 2004
Get the stress and duressmug. When stress from being put on the spot causes a momentary and inexplicable, lapse of memory, making the victim seem somewhat bumbling and foolish.
Possible Future Boss: So Eloise, it says here you have worked at some other law firms, may I ask which ones?
Eloise: umm.. ahh.. I swear I'm not lying... it was a big one... i'm sorry im having a stress-blank!
Eloise: umm.. ahh.. I swear I'm not lying... it was a big one... i'm sorry im having a stress-blank!
by heterodactyl November 26, 2010
Get the Stress-blankmug. by WAR TRIANGLE January 7, 2012
Get the Stress Fogmug. The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.
I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.
by Winvian girl July 20, 2011
Get the NetFlix Stressmug. Noun - The overwhelming stress that one feels after something eggy happens. Something "eggy" could be being cheated on or going to wipe your bum but realising that there's no toilet roll in the house. The stress you feel from "eggy stress" could be compared to how you would feel if your balls were impaled with a keyring or if a fly landed on your eye and at that moment you blinked - smashing the fly all over your eyeball and permanently blinding you
The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.
The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.
Ethan: you, my boy Dextar slept with my gyal
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now
by Flashyterror April 2, 2023
Get the eggy stressmug.