shrekkin

having sex with a rather large person

person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit

by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009

Shrekira

1. A combination of the the ugly ogre, Shrek, and the slutty-dressed singer, Shakira.

2. People of utmost ugliness who insist on dressing in slutty manners, determined to show off their naughty parts despite the possible blindness they may inflict upon others who may observe such naughty areas.

Person A: "Look it's Shrekira"
Person B: "Wher- AHH IM BLIND!!"

by Shrekira Hunter July 8, 2005

Shrek'd

The act of getting destroyed by the god that is shrek. He will find you, and he will shrek you.

OMG m8 that noob just got shrek'd

by TheRealNick April 17, 2015

Shrek

Our lord and savior.

"All hail the mighty Shrek, behold all his glory as he steps into the holy swamp"

by CreepyBoboC5 May 3, 2015

Shrekosexual

A shrekosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to shrek (as on ogre). A person that is shrekosexual cannot be sexual attracted to Fiona or any ogre in that matter.

Jeffery: Will you go out with me?
Quinn: No, sorry I’m shrekosexual...
Jeffery: oh okay, shrek’s a lucky guy.

Quinn: yeah I know.

by Epic Gamer Kyle October 29, 2019

Shrek 2

The one true overlord that will save us from the everlasting suffering known as life.
There is a war coming and only Shrek 2 can save us.

We all must pray to the Shrek 2, for he will show us the way to salvation.

by Shrek 2 November 28, 2016

Shrekligion

The glorious following of the Ogrelord and his donkey and how he showed his people of the onion the way to everlasting life and happiness in the land of the swamp.

Shrek is love.

Shrek...is...life.

"Shrek is love, shrek is life, become a layer of almighty onion and follow the benevolent Ogrelord today, join the movement of Shrekligion.

by A layer of the almighty onion May 5, 2014