Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
by MiLlamoJeff October 13, 2015
The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.
"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."
by SP00NS September 25, 2007
by Jacriopkey December 23, 2008
A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus
John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
by Kallum October 07, 2007
(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.
cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.
To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.
To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
by craigb January 17, 2008
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