Stockhole Syndrome

A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.

Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.

by genniex August 1, 2010

Stuckholm Syndrome

Stuckholme Syndrome is when a female has experienced being spitroasted by two males and can’t stop seeking other males to spitroast her. Similar to Stockholm Syndrome.

Last month John and I spitroasted Morgan. She liked it so much she keeps picking up pairs of males to spitroast her. She suffers from Stuckholm Syndrome.

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Stockhole Syndrome

Stockhole syndrome is a psychological phenomenon where lower or middle class citizens develop positive feelings and emotional bonds toward their upper class managers and abusers, often even defending them and their extravagant bonuses and tax breaks. The term is a mash of ‘stock’ and ´a-hole’ since most people with wealth use stocks to borrow money tax free and avoid paying their fair in taxes like the rest of us. The term originated from a 2026 conversation on imgur when it was suggested that if people that had less than 1b in wealth then disagreed with a one time wealth tax in california, they might be siding with tax-cheats, stock a-holes, and the 1%.

Jimmy the plumber thought his neighbor who owned half of the local town needed additional tax breaks from the government so that he could upgrade his 3rd yacht to be 300’ long; textbook case of stockhole syndrome.

I don’t have stockhole syndrome; I only make 50k a year but i’m worried that my taxes will be unfair if i start earning 10m a year.

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires!

- a nobody suffering from un-diagnosed stockhole syndrome

by Crasshtack January 1, 2026

stalkholming

from the verb "to stalkholm" : stalkholm, stalkholmed, stalkhomlable.
1) The simple, yet incredibly classy act of smoking a cigar and drinking a coffee at the same time that originated and was perfected in Keswick, Ontario. 2) Best enjoyed with a coffee from timmies and a century sam cigar in the night time.

Person 1: Man, you guys should come over.

Person 2: Later buddy, we're stalkholming.

by dangerfield93 August 28, 2011

Stickholder

A group of females, almost definitely up to no good. Generally a grouping of harlots or thots that gather at parties or in school

Man 1: *walks into party*
Man 1: oh look a gaggle of stickholders
Man 2: women am I right

by TheSexyFinger November 4, 2018

Stankholm Syndrome

When you’ve been together so long that you low key start enjoying the smell of your partners farts.

I didn’t even open the car window when he farted today, kinda felt right. Must be Stankholm Syndrome.

by MaggieFace May 1, 2021