baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

G STAT

1. Shortened for G stauts which is gangsta status!

Our convo was so G stat

by akila May 2, 2005

walla stat

crazy, wierd as a bitch on crack like boom dada



booya

you walking down the street you see some crazy motha fucka trying to crwal up the wall like spiderman. the dumbshit falls and your first coment should be "nigga that shit was walla stat

sssssuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk iiiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

by ur moms hairy nipple February 20, 2005

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Stat Booster

someone who tries to make themselves seem way cooler than what they really are. yeah, you know that you know one. we all do. but if you don't, your probably a stat booster.

a stat boosters most common place of stat boosting occurs on facebook. ppl who post pictures of themselves that make themselves look more attractive, or that they lead a more interesting life than what they do.

by SoItsLikeUm May 16, 2010

Stat padder

Virat kohli is called stat padder.. because he accumulates runs by playing slowly even in t20s

Don't stat padder rey

by Cunning mabbu November 5, 2020

dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he

by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008