static

To cause tension, or strife during any situation. Typically commited by people who have a bad vibe.

Don't allow your girlfriend to cause static when you're trying to get wasted with your friends.

by boelkstoff August 14, 2003

static

a static character in a book, tv show, movie, etc. is a character that does not undergo change. antonym: dynamic

most major characters are not static

by b.s. June 8, 2004

statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).

You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.

by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008

static

In cooperative online games, static refers to a group of players that regularly play together--usually on a set schedule. This is different from a guild or alliance as the group is smaller usually no more than five.

1) I don't have time. I have to group with my static in five minutes.
2) We work well together, we should make a static.

by Crosus June 25, 2018

Static

Like attitude, or backtalk. Also, resistance or reluctance. Can be used as a verb or noun.

"Hey man, come over here now!"
"No! Just try and make me!"
"Shut up! Don't give me static, man, and get over here."

by Mollye September 16, 2005

Static Analysis

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.

Did you complete dynamic analysis on the software after the static analysis?

by Firze December 9, 2012

Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.

John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....

by Stoolie November 13, 2014