Squidward

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.

Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.

by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022

thanos squidward

thanos has his own squidward who can lift pebbles and stuff

Oh No that's Thanos Squidward

by (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May 6, 2019

360 SQUIDWARD

Highyly intelligent being born from the continum of time and space itself.

Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.

person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...

Look at his 360 squidward! XDXDXDXDXDXD

by [Calcium]-sample text- November 12, 2019

The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.

Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.

by manananan April 4, 2021