spongbob

sponbgog

"ah hell nah the songegoger takin the krapper patty."

"spongbob maker kapper patty."

by Razelum October 6, 2021

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

The sponge

All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before
Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

by ivor biggun February 20, 2004

sponger

Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.

"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"

by FoxLily August 8, 2013

shit through a sponge

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

by nut September 15, 2004

Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.

A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!

by Jill February 12, 2005