Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

Plumpkin

a plump pumpkin

a fat pumpkin

by katie November 25, 2003

snumpkin

the act of serving up a tenderizing blumpkin and put a finishing touch of a luscious snowball on it.

My girlfriend serves up the meanest snumpkin, but then comes the after-taste. (No..., Dignity, don't run away from me.)

by SBU-OO7(Kofi) September 23, 2004

plumpkin

a blumpkin with a fat (plump) guy.

That guy getting a plumpkin looks like an avocado.

by Avid Taco July 8, 2016

Slumping

Sleeping

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!

by Money merica February 20, 2018

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009