shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

SplatterPacks

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.

Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006