sporking

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

Spnorkiskulaieve

a combination of Spoon, knife, fork, whisk, spatula, sieve. used to beat anyone who call you a spork!

you're a Spnorkiskulaieve!!" "IWIN

by free blowjobs November 7, 2010

sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.

my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon

by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

Sporkupine

Def. 1: A porcupine who's quills are sporks
Def. 2: The mispronunciation of scorpion

"Dude look it's a wild sporkupine"
"Don't you mean scorpion?"
"No it's a real sporkupine"

by Lb_Fresh December 10, 2015

sporke

Når du får bennern under spoon

"Vi begynte plutselig å sporke"

by Sporkern January 30, 2016