The bubble guts set in as soon as I polished off that sixth godzilla roll. I knew I was in for a serious case of the sush' sploosh.
by Genna Tailia July 24, 2010
Get the sush' sploosh mug.splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.
ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.
by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005
Get the splooge mug.Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
Get the sploosh delay mug.by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
Get the Man Splooge Containment Receptacle mug.The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
Get the Courtesy Splooge mug.1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008
Get the Sploodge mug.The act of throwing a substance into and around a toilet. A splooge is best when using chocolate milk and throwing in an upwards direction, trying to get it up the wall and onto the floor to acheive maximum splooge results. Splooge can be stored in "The brewery" which is any plant or bush in direct sunlight and out of harms way. To make your splooge more tasty, adding half eaten ham sandwiches and rotten banana pills ensure your splooge can't be missed when entering a bathroom through its glaring image and beautiful arouma. Best performed at school or in at your girlfriends house on a meet the parents date.
Jason and Anthony J just bought some more chocolate milk from the canteen. I think they are going to splooge the toielts again.
by SploogeApprentice July 11, 2018
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