spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

Spange

German word for "clasp" or "brace". It is often pronounced like it rhymes with "range" but is in fact pronounced like "shponga". Many English speakers search this word on youtube, expecting to find content relating to the popular misspelling of Sponge (i.e. Spongebob Squarepants) and are confused to find videos of weird fingernail things.

"lol search 'spange' on youtube"
"Okay, why am I looking at gross fingernails?"
"Oh, that's weird. Maybe try 'Spange-bob'"

by Max Stanhope February 17, 2015

Splinge

Splendid Cringe

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

Dick Slanger

To slang a lot of dick to many women. A guy who has lots of sex with different types of women.

Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

by Captain Dick Slanger January 26, 2011

Splangledorf

a word with absolutly no meaning, simply made to be thrown in and confuse people.

Spangledorf to you!

Splangledorf?


could you please pass the Spangledorf?

by Redhawk23 August 3, 2006

Spangely

Bright and colourful object like sequin that is actually quite cheap and tacky.

Spangely is also a person's slightly shiny and distorted visions and appearance after taking too many drugs or drinking too much

Person A) Do you like my top i got it from the clearance section at TK maxx...its designer you know!

Person B thinks its vile crash tat) Oh how lovely and spangely it is!

by Mrs Meepster July 2, 2008

Splunger

A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.

ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.

by ConnorAshleigh April 9, 2009