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Second Spitter

When you misplace the spitter. Sometimes used in association with former New York Mets players.
Jerry: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me:

According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop hisbaseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh... That is one magic luggie.
Newman: Well, that's the way it happened.
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit?
Kramer: Well... Uh, well my head went back and to the left
Jerry: Again
Kramer: Back and to the left
Jerry: Back and to the left, Back and to the left
Elaine: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind - that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
by E i R a I m C November 4, 2010
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Spitz

A Term originated at Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies (or SOCES) in Tarzana Ca. Refers to ones ability to flirt. Often used hand in hand with splatata. One can be "spitting game" or "having all the spitz". One who has spitz is referred to as a spitter.
Friend: Yo Chris, Mah dude, I saw you spitting game over there with Megan.

Chris: Haha, ya dude I really like her.

Friend: This guy, you got all the spitz bro.
by JewGuru69 November 3, 2011
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switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.
Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
by Shmouse May 24, 2005
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Spitter

Possibly the ugliest infected in all of Left 4 Dead 1 & 2. It is an infected with a muffin top body and grandma legs. She has two pony tails, like a farm girl. She has a neck that is about 1 football long and a jaw covered in blood with lots of sharp, shark like teeth and the top and bottom jaw are seperated by about 6-8 inches. She spits our glibs of acid that are deadly to survivors in left 4 dead
Nick - Spitter!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ellis throws up*
by Pills Here!!! January 26, 2010
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spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females
Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy
by percy46 August 1, 2007
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Geneva, Switzerland

an awesome party city located in Switzerland (the middle of Europe). Geneva is full of International schools and students, as well as bars and night clubs. The drinking age in Geneva is 16, which would explain the awesomeness of the city, as well as the behavior of high school students. WE PARTY HARD IN GENEVA!
Rex- Yo, it's time to partay!
Ahmed- I love living in Geneva, Switzerland. I'm 16, so I can get into bars.. Legally!
by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011
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spitter

anything used to spit ur chew, dip, chaw, snuff into
by Ryan Smith October 4, 2004
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