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Softass

"I didn't know John was such a softass, yesterday he refused to enter the room as it was too dark."

"Don't be such a softass and ride the roller coaster with us!"
by TheGuyAcrossTheRoad December 25, 2014
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soran

The definition of a leader, hope and speech, to save our youth from the shit the music industry provides us with now. representing KILLUMINATI all day everyday. Tupac was a well guide to soran and the paths for him to take.
"Fuck em all, we need some soran my brotha, hit a track from my boy Tupac, Rakim, Outlawz and B.I.G lets listen to some real Music" MOB Money Over Bitches
by REAL-TALK November 4, 2012
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Snortahollic

The snortahollic is one that prefers the snow cappped pile of bolivian martching powder as opposed to indulging a few quiet ales with friends.

The sortahollic is a dangerous and somewhat questionable individual who may on some occassions try to coherse others to idulge in illicit and somewhat questionable behavoiur .This may also include crawling the wall,Dressing the dog and after requesting a Russin pardon.

If you are the unlucky individual who unfortunatley is cohersed into partying with the snortahollic beware you may end up looking like something off Hangover 2 and or waking up with a talking monkey and a condom hanging out of your arse.
Hey has anyone seen Ian?

Oh yes you mean Snortahollic he's in the Porcelain Jungle

OMG what do you mean?

Dont worry it won't be long and he will be back with a vengance after crawling the wall,dressing the dog,leaving his mark under the offcie desk and asking for a Russin Pardon
by Cravelle December 16, 2011
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Shortavya

A very short female
This woman is such a shortavya
by leshrey April 15, 2013
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Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect
You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol
by matricksman October 2, 2015
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Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect
You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha
by matricksman October 9, 2015
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Shortanese

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL
by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016
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