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Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.
Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.
by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009
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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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Social distancing

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.
Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.
by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020
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social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening
Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it
by Brian July 9, 2003
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Social Justice Warrior

A person who believes they are fighting for the people and races seen as the underdogs of the world. And while they might be, they come off as whiney, triggered, and unable to take a joke from everyone else because they were taught that words hurt.
Dude I had to leave a group recently I genuinely loved.
Why man?
Too many social justice warriors get triggered over the simplest jokes on there.
by Lakitaari August 3, 2022
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Serial Snuggler

Someone who has been known to go to Rumors and within the last 5 minutes of being there finds a guy with a blowout to take her to IHOP and then snuggle with.
"Damn girl thats your fith guy you have brought home this week, you are a serial snuggler."
by The Snitch Five O March 16, 2009
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Social Whore

(Noun) One who runs their entire life based on social events and networking. Related to the Social Butterfly.
Nicole: I need to check my Facebook and see what events I have coming up. If I stay home, I might lose it!

Renee: You are such a social whore.
by YouGotGronked87 November 21, 2011
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