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Office Soft

Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"

"Not Dave he's office soft"

2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
by The Saint 7 November 29, 2016
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Soft girl

A sweet timid girl who is nice to everyone. Is really pretty and owns adorable pastel colored things.
The really nice girl at my school who helps eveyone. The soft girl stood up for me when I was bullied
by _shayshay_ October 4, 2019
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soft toffee

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
by lemony snickers February 9, 2015
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soft choice

1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.

2. Choosing the easy way out.

3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.

Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.

Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
by hanvasstep March 13, 2018
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soft butch

A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian
Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”
by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018
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Soft Waffle

When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.
"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."

"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."

"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
by bfastchamp August 30, 2013
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Soft Begging

The act of begging someone indirectly. To hint at what someone wants to another person without actually begging for it in the hopes the other person will offer their help.
That girl tried soft begging me for a massage..."I'm so stressed...i need a massage, but it cost too much'...lol.
by Walt McNally October 28, 2010
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