Describing a way of being sarcastic by asking rhetorical questions in the fashion of Socratic dialogue. A portmanteau of "Socratic" and "sarcastic." Involves sarcasm by means of asking Socratic leading questions.
Some socrastic dialogues:
Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"
Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"
Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"
Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"
by Sky. Nevalson April 17, 2011
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Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."
by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011
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In our Socracy, the voters are required to take tests in order to vote. This puts an end to "Tyranny by morons" and gives way towards true progression.
by Eric Knabe December 5, 2016
Get the socracy mug.Similar to yumand deriving from the word scran meaning food, 'scranalanalan' is used to express pleasure at eating, or at the prospect of eating, a particular food or meal.
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Ohh Betty, that lounge would look beautiful painted a nice shade of scorange. It would really set off the pattern in the curtains.
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