facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

by xx.kw April 11, 2010

sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

Sober Snapper

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".

Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.

by BJA1990 June 29, 2011

Vilde But Sober

The best bounce producer in the world, very humble guy, likes to binge drink and trouble people, Is a vegetarian and great husband material.

Vilde But Sober is cracked

by Vilde But Sobe January 7, 2023

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020