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sifahsm

Acronym for:

Someone-is-fat-and-has-stretch-marks

It is more widely used with someone who has a name starting with an "S." Replace the person's name with 'someone.'

Ex. Shea/Shroeder/Stuart/etc.
"Let me through, sifahsm."

"Hey sifahsm, what time is dinner?"
by P.Diddy Davis May 5, 2009
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Sniff Cricket

A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.

1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.

You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.

LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.

Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.

Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
by McFisterson December 3, 2011
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Snial

The act of someone behaving as if their on drugs but in reality being themselves, this person laughs at everything, an often times annoying, silly, and a complete goofball, while still having their sad or depressed

moments but to themselves, their personality is outlandish which makes them stand out alot, and can be often times a little to honest, they can be chill but they'll say whatever comes to mind no matter what people have to think about it or who they offend an often these people own a pair of forces, in simpler terms a person who seems like they're on heavy drugs but in reality there wholeheartedly being themselves and can't help it
(The term is pronounced "snail" but with a hard i)

Person1:Yo who's that person in the hoodie an forces in all black lookin like a whole school shooter

Person2:nah man he funny asf, I don't even know how to describe that man he a Snial, probably listening to Yeat an Kankan right now
by Snackplugg February 15, 2022
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poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region
(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer
by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007
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ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.
Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
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Book Sniffer

A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.
A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.

Person A: *sees someone inhaling

paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*

Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *

Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*

Person B: “You get it!”
by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 15, 2018
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Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.
After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.
by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009
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