snarf

a mix between a snarl and and "arf"; a dog cry with a threat or complaint implied.

The rottweiler sat impatiently and let out a snarf in frustration when it was not given any steak.

by iNi<d>kca March 20, 2009

Snarf

One who sniffs hot bicycle seats on a summers day.

Frank pulled another snarf today.

by Wandaworld August 5, 2016

snarf

A slang name of a smurf with down syndrome.

Smurfette: "Papa Smurf is a total snarf!"

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 7, 2008

Snarf

verb meaning to sneeze and barf simultaneously

This one time, at band camp, I snarfed all over this guy, and...

by alexxxx May 28, 2005

Snarf

A person or thing in a group that is different or out of the ordinary. One who is funny due to his lack of common sense or ways that he stands out of the crowd. Immaturity, weird clothing, or just not being cool. This can be used as a verb, noun, and adjective.

He's a complete snarf.

He has a really snarfy 3 point shot.
Why are you being so larfy?
Shut the snarf up.
Their team is full of snarfs!
Why are you being so snarfy today?
What a snarf.
Look at that snarf, he's wearing a yellow scarf and pink socks during a basketball game.

by Spencer Blauw February 26, 2011

Snarf

Snarf is a word used to replace naughty words and verbs.
It can also be used at the end of a sentence.
When there's dead air snarf is a perfect way to break it.

Hey! Snarf you, you mothersnarf!

I need to snarf now

I'm awesome and i snarf everyone, snarf!

.... Snarf

by TajjboMan March 18, 2011

Snarf

An object (toilet paper roll or empty Aquafina water bottle) filled with 37 snuggle fabric softener sheets. If using empty water bottle holes will be punched in the bottom to allow airflow. This device is used to filter out the smell of stinky kind nuggets, making the smoke smell snuggle fresh.

Johnny was worried about his garage smelling too dank and delicious, so he used his snarf to filter the tasty nug smoke into the air.

by Pickitpackit August 7, 2011