snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009

snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.

Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!

by sek-c August 27, 2004

snarf

To steal something, take something that doesn't belong to you, probably in a wholesale/ongoing and devious manner. Visualize a rat crossed with a vacuum cleaner.

The intention is to prevent the addresses from being snarfed up by automated web scanners for use by spammers. (GNU Mailman 2.1.8a mailing list software)

by Clytie March 11, 2006

snarf

Whilst sitting in a hot tub, the act of eating the bubbles produced by one's own, or someone else's fart as they reach the surface.

"I lit a huge bumble rumbler in the hot tub last night but Zean totally snarfed me before i could see what it smelled like"

by Bojiggle August 04, 2006

snarfing

insertion of the nose into a cat's butt repeatedly until satisfaction has been achieved.

yo wanna snarf after school" or "yo i'll snarf you up, bro" or "yo where the snarfing at?

by Mr. Bastianpants November 11, 2010

snarf

to smell a particularly stanky fart.

Hey Jill snarf this.
Get a snarf of that.

by kyle pet. August 20, 2007

snarf

to snarf something is to eat it with great stoner like quality.

Snarf it down.
I'm gonna snarf this burger.
She snarfed my fries.

by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006