Smuggle

v. To mess up in a big way.
n. A costly mistake.
adj.(Smuggler) One with a reputation for messing things up.

Dude, I smuggled that presentation yesterday. I hope they don't fire my ass for it.
Man, I knew that it was going to be quite a smuggle as soon as you started crying when the boss looked dissatisfied.
This is why I don't put smugglers like you on my team, you always find a way to mess something up.

by jolly.rancher April 19, 2008

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

smugglers

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers

You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...

by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007

Swoggle

(1) Ridiculously swag but also utterly awful.
(2) Small worm on goggle gets left eaten

"Dude that girl is so swoggle"
"Swoggle"

by pillar boy August 19, 2021

Greek Smuggler

When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.

After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.

by D C. and E C. December 17, 2009

Smuggle

In swinger society, non-swingers are referred to as "swinger muggles", or "smuggles" for short.

Swinger 1: Oh my god, last night I went to the best group sex party ever!
Swinger 2: Keep your voice down, there are smuggles in this bar!

by Major Powerchord April 7, 2017

ham smuggler

an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat.

Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler I have ever seen!"
Person #2"Yea man, he's like 50 times my size! What a fattie! Haha"

by Shawn B January 1, 2006