Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths

"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"

by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc

He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag

by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

shitbag

just a douchebag who's also full of shit!

That bozo is a real shitbag!!

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people

Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag

by 64SilverEyes January 17, 2023

Shitbag

I should beg if somebody who has no hopes and dreams for the future and is basically degenerate because of this they are often referred to as shit bag for their head being the bag and their brain being the shit

William Sterling you are such a fucking shitbag

by anonymous June 1, 2024

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025