smegma breath

Someone who frequents SSP.

Example MMN is such a Smegma Breath

by MMN January 18, 2003

smegma brains

A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.

Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.

by :x-y-z: July 22, 2006

Smegma Stain

A very tasty buttery spread that infests the head of your cock with flavor

The slut couldn't contain her vomit as the ginormous niggapotamus cock released its mouth-watering smegma stain all over her taste buds.

by hlo October 22, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid December 20, 2017

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE

The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5

by dum bo June 6, 2020

mega smega smegma

Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.

You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.

by Jak Hardy April 17, 2007