smash

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.

To have someone on smash.

1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!

1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!

1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.

by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012

smash

to fuck; includes oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, and mutual masturbation

"woah, i'm about to smash her in a few minutes"

by thanks for asking November 24, 2016

Smash

(verb, intransitive) To engage in quick, vigorous and unbridled sexual intercourse. Frequently ends in premature ejaculation and tears.

It should be noted that "smash" is an intransitive verb and should never carry a direct object. (despite what one may read on the internets) One should never say "She's so hot, I'd smash her all night." Rather, the object is implied by the context. "She's so hot. I'd smash all night."

"Come on, Becky. Lemme smash."

by Brittsa February 12, 2017

Smash

1. Fucking somebody really hard

"Becky, lemme smash"

by CoolGuy23wastaken March 4, 2017

Smash

To have sexual intercourse. To fuck.

Young Jack wants to smash Evelyn

by Ciscopy April 15, 2017

Smash

What you do to your alarm clock when it's Monday and you're either hungover or definitely not a morning bird.

Did you smash your alarm clock again?

by ZZorra June 30, 2015

smash

1. Smash –the act of pummeling

2. Smash – the act of resolving a problem
3. Smash – to fuck thoroughly

1. Shut your mouth you cunt before you get smashed on
2. Sounds like you two have some beef you better smash that before it escalates

3. That Hot Breezy’s eyeing you’re the Mac better smash that while she’s wet

by R.K. Lee April 15, 2016