A bot on the AIM (AOL Instant Messaging) network. Despite the apparent comprehensiveness of its programming, manages not to make a single intelligent comment in most conversations. Very annoying, but moderately funny... Sometimes.
me: Hey
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
by |\| (flip 'er sideways) September 17, 2008
bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.
by mistabaze September 10, 2008
Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.
by Negroid Swine October 30, 2008
Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.
by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003
A free chat bot that can provide information such as weather, sports, movies, dictionary, and other information.
N/a N/a N/a
by cybiko123 April 22, 2005
An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.
How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by Supercrazymc August 29, 2008
a robot that "talks" to you
false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
by HAIL CANADA December 29, 2004