Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.
by P.Rex December 02, 2016
an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.
by 8InchesOfPain June 06, 2011
by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009
A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010
by Kiop765 February 21, 2014
by dick slapper+2 March 08, 2016
When a male or female is on a medication that causes drowsiness and/or lucidness, then to have sexual intercourse while the other partner is enjoying the relaxed partners movements untill both climax.
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**
My girl took her ambian and we had sloth sex in the back seat of my car.
She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.
She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019