A paranormal figure originating on the website Something Awful. Made famous on creepypasta, and from the game Slender, and YouTube series Marble Hornets. He is easily distinguishable by his black suit and lack of facial features. Others have said the face was too horrible to describe, yet almost all accounts agree that he has no eyes. He is incredibly tall and thin and can grow his arms to inhuman lengths. He is sometimes shown with tentacles, which he uses to hypnotize people. Anyone who has seen him even once cannot escape. It is unclear what happens to his victims (usually children). It is thought that people who see him go insane and become incredibly paranoid. Several people have committed suicide after seeing him.
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Wow man this new born baby girl is beautiful and her dark complexion suits her well. What are you going to name her?
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A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.
Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.
Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.
The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.
Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :
"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."
see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.
Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.
Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.
The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.
Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :
"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."
see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
European examples of Corporate Sonderkommandos are : Benito Mussolini, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
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Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.
Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?
The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.
Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?
The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.
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Get the Slender Loris mug.When someone appears behind you and you don't know where they came from, like they teleported behind you. This commonly happens in the game slender.
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They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.
Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport
They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.
I was peeing in a bathroom, I thought i was alone. But when I was finished and turned around, THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME!!!!!!!
He slenderported behind my back.
He slenderported behind my back.
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