Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.

"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy

by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014

Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.

Martin kept sharking me awake.

by wiffizzle May 5, 2009

slacking off school

When you have a computer and unblocked games are working 😈 😈 😈 😈

Are you "slacking off school"?

by Cryptic hacker 😈 October 11, 2021

sharking

To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.

Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.

by Orange Guber October 8, 2003

Sharking

The act of hunting down the exact same person and repeatedly killing/attacking them in online multiplayer games. "Sharkers" if you will are stubborn, annoying, hackers, and determined to make a certain players life as miserable as fucking possible. Sharkers dwell in first person games such as: The Halo series, Team Fortress 2, Any Call Of Duty game, and Any Battlefield game. How to deal with them: Don't bother fighting them, they will use incredibly cheap tactics, camping, cheats (mods/console commands), and hunting in packs on rare occasion. don't reason with him/her/them because they will probably just make a cheap comment like: Get wreked n00b, MLG biches. usually you can just get people to kick them off the server, but if the sharker hacks the server to remove kicking players or kicking players just isn't allowed. plan A, report said player, send sharker the link of this page and call him out on it, when confronted by enough people, theyshould scurry back to their moms basement. plan B, just leave, yes I know its the biggest kick in the metaphorical balls called your ego, but its better than giving the fagola the joy of constantly sharking.

D1DURM0M(Sharker): get rekt m8 cant handle zeez zkillz n0ob

CALLODUTYFAN45: guys I need help this player is sharking and I cant kick him.

D1DURMOM: L00KS LIK SOMONE'S ABOUT TO RAGEQUIT

*player D1DURM0M left the game (kicked from server for sharking)*

CALLODUTYFAN45: THANK GOD WHAT A DUMBASS

by the hash slinger slashingsher March 12, 2015

slacking

when she’s on her period so you finger her butthole

“man she got slacked bro”
“bro what the fuck is slacking dog?”
“aw bro you’ll find out soon enough”

by bitchtiddies6969 June 12, 2018

Sharking

The act of sharking is most commonly performed by males named Chris, sharking is when one resigns from day to day life and decides to patrol the streets as a deep fried nugget.

Sharking it braaah, shark it hard, stop sharking it, shaaaaaaarking.

“Did you see that deep fried nugget?” “Yeah, he’s sharking it haaaard”

“Shark shark shaaaark shark shark shark”

by Spazmo_jh January 21, 2019