Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Spurch

Space church, the meaning of life

We are going to spurch, you’ve been spurched

by Toasty5 March 26, 2024

sklurch

Someone who is a stupid fat ugly racist beaver.

"William Kaley SKLURCHED in math class"

by William Kaley's #1 Hater April 17, 2024

Snurch

Verb- to steal/pocket, in a way befitting a Dominar.

I may have snurched John's credit card the other day.

by janec586 May 7, 2025

National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022

Edfart Skunch

A name to call a man who died centuries ago that you find attractive

"HOLY CRAP, HE'S SUCH AN EDFART SKUNCH!".

by Expressionism Empress November 22, 2022

scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.

"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023