by Hokorrii November 12, 2021
Someone who goes to a funeral or viewing when they didn't even know the person; Someone who barely knew the person then acts like they were their best friends once they die. A fake person trying to act important to gain attention; A Poser.
Bill: Man what's Caitlin doing here? She's bawling like she was her best friend since birth.
Bob: Oh, well she had a math class with her back in pre-school.
Bill: Ahh, she's a Site Seer.
Bob: Oh, well she had a math class with her back in pre-school.
Bill: Ahh, she's a Site Seer.
by Bill Cooley March 05, 2008
Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
by Definition King March 29, 2005
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