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Simping

Basically like having a crush but more intense
He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her
by Footloos March 22, 2021
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Swimming with Dolphins

An electronic-pop, but also indie band that is known for its skipping techniques that make its songs unique.

Band members:

Austin Tofte
Adam Young (also in Owl City)
I really like this new band, Swimming with Dolphins. It has all of the positive traits of Owl City, but has a new singer with a fresh voice.
by Humbled March 31, 2009
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slimming

"Slimming" is the vaginal or anal insertion of a liquor (usually vodka) soaked tampon for the purpose of rapid intoxication.

Usually an attempt by a teenager to avoid detection of alcohol on their breath.
guy: What was she drinking last night? She was TRASHED!
girl: Oh, she was slimming!
by John Jacobsen June 18, 2008
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No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020
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Samming

The process of head banging and going hard at a party. Person may often lift up skirt and attempt to take off clothing. Side effects include throwing up and hiccups. Do not attempt unless you're a professional. Treatment: Shower. And more shots.
Sam was samming the fuck out at the party.
by tdawgggitydawg January 4, 2012
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jewish swimming

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018
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swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
by D-Miles September 14, 2006
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