Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.

Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!

by RM1992 December 9, 2010

Samish

Being a weird but awesome retard

I had such a samish moment earlier.

by SuperXstaR September 28, 2009

simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do

that place teh sucks cause its simi valley

by datsunface October 6, 2004

SIMCSMAO

Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."

person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...

by iamtechno May 20, 2009

simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Similarite

Two or more beings from same or different world(s) that look almost the same, but were born from different parents

My similarite has to be ********* from Jupiter

by Godrik I June 28, 2011

Simile

A writer's effect that uses "like" or "as" to describe a similarity between two things. Taught in the English subject.

Hannah dived like a dolphin into the pool (a simile compares Hannah's similarity to a dolphin)

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019