Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020

Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ

Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"

by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018

Silky swan

A white male who likes to rub his long white penis against the opposite sex in a way of being cheeky yet intimate. Usually women find men like this disgusting and a total turn off. Silky swans are usually lovely people deep down though give them help if you ever see one with his dick out.

Stop rubbing your dick on me you silky swan!
Fucking Jezza is a huge Silky swan

by Realcuntaye August 20, 2017

Silky

Really interesting chick, who's also a Goldie! Very cool, smooth. Just like the vodka she enjoys. She's the definition for fun.

Teacher to student: What's the definition of fun?

Student: Silky, ma'am.

by Yalin June 29, 2017

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024