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Super single

Single and nobody likes you or are even close to liking you.
by Mo2314 June 15, 2018
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Hop on Rainbow Six Siege

Term for two hot friends that love making out with themselves. Usually evolves pigs and donkeys. It also intends that you want to get cheated on by all of your partners.
Laura: "I really want to hop on Rainbow six siege."
John: "Please don't, I've gone through 15 girlfriends in the past 15 days."
by Ulty May 2, 2022
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singles awareness day

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009
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Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009
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seeing eye single

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
by Steven Adams July 30, 2008
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Rainbow six siege

A game that will cause a severe tumour if played a lot
Person 1: want to play rainbow six siege?
Person 2: no way, I’m still recovering from the tumour it gave me last time
by R6BlitzR6 May 18, 2018
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Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006
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